Suppose I should post something...

How do people do it?

How the heck do they keep their homes and their lives neat and orginzed? I just can not! I am proud enough of myself that I can get these kids fed and to school everyday. I have no desire to clean shit. What's the point? Its just gonan get messy again. I have so many dumb little projects I should do and I just don't wanna!! I DON'T WANNA!! (imagina me kicking and screaming on the floor right now)

Sometimes I go to other moms houses and they are so clean and spotless. I would much rather f around on the computer or play with the kids then do housework. LAME LAME LAME.

Anyway, my point is the house is a mess and I do not care.

In other news, I have been feeling pretty good latly. BAck to my old self who doesn't let things get her down. Sometimes things suck, but there are alot of things that do not suck, and I will just focus on them and do what I have to do to be get by!!

OK well....that's all...this is Anna BoBanna signing off....

This is Dave...

Wearing a fish shirt with a furby on his head. And look at my melted candle in the backround...that thing is a mess...

Nothing...

I must have some writer block cause I can not think of a damn thing to blog about. So here are some random thoughts.

It's cold today.

The dog just woke me up.

I am tired.

I am gonna clean all day tomorrow and have a clean house if it kills me.

I hope it doesn't kill me.

Shawn did the dishes yesterday and he expected me to give him some praise or something. I said no one says "Anna you did the dishes, what a great job." When I do the dishes.

I really want to buy one of those Nintendo Wii's, but can't think of a good excuse to spend that much money.

I hope we get some money back from the goverment this year!

I'm hungry, but it's too late to eat.

I am now going back to bed....

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All in a day's work....

Sometimes being a waitress is alittle rough. I learn alittle more each day, how really idiotic people are. I thought I would post a list of things people should know about eating out. A public service announcement of some sort.

1. If I ask you if you need anything, I am just being polite...The answer should be "No I am fine". Same thing if I ask you if you want more biscuits...Say no.. You have had enough biscuits, do you know how many calories they have??

2. When I ask you "Would you like Baked potato, fries, rice, mash potatoes or veggies?" the answer should NOT be "Do you have sweet potatoes?" I didn't SAY sweet potatoes, I am not trying to hide them from you. If I don't say it, we don't have it.

3.If you don't have enough money to tip, then you do not have enough money to be going out to eat.

4.If you are going to take up one of my tables for hours and hours, try to remember that when you tip me, that I just lost 2 or 3 more potential tips by you camping out there. I only get 3 tables, you still count as 1 even if you are just chewing on your ice cubes and chatting.

5.When I greet your table, at least make some eye contact or look up from the menu before you cut me off and rudely say "Sweet Tea".

6.I can't read your mind. If you don't like some thing...tell me..I can fix it. But don't get angry at me, and tell the manager or leave nasty notes on charge slips because I didn't read your thoughts that the baked potato was too salty.

7.We close at 10pm. Don't come in at 9:55pm and then wonder why we don't like you.

8.I make $3.and some pennies an hour. Please tip 15% at least. Please. I know I took good care of you.

9.I am a human being, just like you. You are no better then me, so don't act like I am your servent.

10.Sometimes things go wrong, food comes out late, drinks spill, Steaks get over-cooked. Don't act like it is the end of the world as you know it. We can fix the problem. Life will still go on.

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And the opposite if happy is....

...me!

I'm so annoyed and unhappy. And there is nothing I can do to be more happy, cause there are things I have to do, things people refuse to do, and things that have to get done that noone is doing. So basically, I do not know what to do......But I know I cannot do what I am doing much longer....(and if you understood that, you deserve to be my best friend!)

So what do you do when you feel like this?



And another thing I have been wondering about, just to lighten my mood. What is the opposite of ketchup?

still around

Been busy working. Nothing new going on. Kids are back in school...yay.

I need to figure out a way to make lots of money and not go to work all the time.... I think I need a sugar daddy....

For you Jellacle...

My cat's new years resolutions....

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in,and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bedwhile they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.
If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do thesame thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratchwhen my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement outof my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one ofthese days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are onthe family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are*not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovelytail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched theX-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my"kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

If I must claw my human I will I'll not do it in such a waythat the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.

If I must give a present to my human guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live bug, even if it isn't as tasty.