Alyssa's rules

This is intersting
So I found a piece of paper that Alyssa wrote when I was cleaning the kitchen today.
Here is what it said...her exact words are in blue.
dog rules
1.never hit your dog.
2.never kick your dog
3.never posien your dog.
4.never give your dog peals. (not sure what this one means)
5.never give your dog chalet.(I think this is chocolate)
6.never kill your dog.
7.never choke your dog in publek.(glad she added the "in public" part.)
I don't really know what else to say about this, just thought it was funny enough to share. And just as a side note, she is very sweet to the dog. Maybe these are rules for her friends??